What Is Your Tongue
Trying to Tell You?
It’s not just a muscle—
it’s a map of your health, energy,
and emotional balance.
How It Works
Step 1
Upload a clear photo of your tongue.
Step 2
We decode it using ancient Ayurvedic diagnostics and energetic medicine.
Step 3
You receive a beautifully written PDF report with your results and healing guidance—delivered in 24 hours.
What You’ll Learn:
- Imbalances in digestion, stress, hydration, and vitality
- Elemental excess or deficiency (heat, cold, dryness, dampness)
- Rituals, food strategies, and healing practices to restore balance
Why It’s Legit
Trusted by thousands. Rooted in 5,000-year-old science.
This isn’t a trend—it’s a revival of time-tested diagnostics from Ayurveda and traditional energetic medicine.
The tongue is a gateway to truth—and it never lies.
Real Tongues. Real Results.
You don’t need a lab test to know what’s going on inside.
Your tongue shows the truth—if you know how to read it.
These real-world tongue types reflect internal imbalances in energy, digestion, inflammation, and more.
These are the patterns we decode when you book your session.
Pale Tongue
Low Energy | Blood or Qi DeficiencyFatigue, low immunity, or burnout. When your body lacks core vitality, your tongue shows it first.
Red Tongue w/ Little Coating
Burnout Mode | Internal Heat or Stress OverloadOverload Linked to insomnia, irritability, and nervous overdrive.
Cracked Tongue
Depletion | Yin Deficiency or DehydrationSignals adrenal fatigue, constipation, and nervous tension.
Pale Tongue
Low Energy | Blood or Qi DeficiencyFatigue, low immunity, or burnout. When your body lacks core vitality, your tongue shows it first.
Red Tongue w/ Little Coating
Burnout Mode | Internal Heat or Stress OverloadOverload Linked to insomnia, irritability, and nervous overdrive.
Cracked Tongue
Depletion | Yin Deficiency or DehydrationSignals adrenal fatigue, constipation, and nervous tension.
Pale Tongue
Low Energy | Blood or Qi DeficiencyFatigue, low immunity, or burnout. When your body lacks core vitality, your tongue shows it first.
Red Tongue w/ Little Coating
Burnout Mode | Internal Heat or Stress OverloadOverload Linked to insomnia, irritability, and nervous overdrive.
Cracked Tongue
Depletion | Yin Deficiency or DehydrationSignals adrenal fatigue, constipation, and nervous tension.
Pale Tongue
Low Energy | Blood or Qi Deficiency
Fatigue, low immunity, or burnout. When your body lacks core vitality, your tongue shows it first.
Red Tongue w/ Little Coating
Burnout Mode | Internal Heat or Stress Overload
Linked to insomnia, irritability, and nervous overdrive.
Cracked Tongue
Depletion | Yin Deficiency or Dehydration
Signals adrenal fatigue, constipation, and nervous tension.
Decode Your Body™ – $288
Your 7-day personalized healing blueprint, based on your tongue’s unique energetic imprint.
Includes:
- Custom-written PDF tongue analysis
- Ayurvedic breakdown: heat, cold, damp, dry
- Personalized food, ritual, and healing plan
- Breathwork and rhythm guidance
- Delivered in 24 hours
ADD-ON DEAL
The Energetic Body Audit – $488
Go deeper with a full recalibration strategy.
- Follow-up tongue analysis after 14 days
- Healing adjustments based on your progress
- A deeper breakdown of your tongue’s energetic shifts
- A full-body recalibration plan with custom rituals and seasonal strategies
Stop guessing
what’s going on in your body.
Start listening.
